ME: Bro. Have you seen the Biblically-accurate angel tree-toppers?*dies laughing* Oh, I'm sure they read suitable passages from the New Testement only. These are K-4th graders, after all.
BLACK CO-WORKER: I was actually going to mention this!
ME: Ho-Lee-Fuck.
BLACK CO-WORKER: I know!
ME: "Be not afraid?" My ass I'm not afraid.
BLACK CO-WORKER: You've literally got a thousand eyes and are on fire. Yeah I'm afraid!
ME: Right? And sometimes they have sex with you.
BLACK CO-WORKER: While they're on fire. And this is supposed to be not scary?
ME: Feels a little unrealistic.
BLACK CO-WORKER: There's some plot holes in this story.
Statistics: Posted by Raw Shark — 2024-11-16 09:18pm