ME: Bro. You are faded.
CO-WORKER: I'm always faded.
ME: Son. I am nobody's example. But you are going to get your ass shit-canned if you come around here wasted. Do you have a library card?
CO-WORKER: A What?
ME: [facepalm] Little dude. GO FIND SOMETHING FREE TO DO WHEN YOU'RE OFF WORK. YOU ARE GOING TO GET FIRED. I AM NOT GOING TO RAT YOU OUT, BUT IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YOU'RE WASTED.
CO-WORKER: Geez, you don't have to be an asshole...
CO-WORKER: I'm always faded.
ME: Son. I am nobody's example. But you are going to get your ass shit-canned if you come around here wasted. Do you have a library card?
CO-WORKER: A What?
ME: [facepalm] Little dude. GO FIND SOMETHING FREE TO DO WHEN YOU'RE OFF WORK. YOU ARE GOING TO GET FIRED. I AM NOT GOING TO RAT YOU OUT, BUT IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YOU'RE WASTED.
CO-WORKER: Geez, you don't have to be an asshole...
Statistics: Posted by Raw Shark — 2024-09-15 08:28pm