Apocrypha: Omake: Own a spear for home defence
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AN: I'll try to write the next substantial chapter soon. In the meantime, I've added an einheri twist to a meme I like. There are many SS versions of this I could write, and maybe I will.
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>I own a spear for home defence, since that's what the Aesir intend!
>Four brigands break into my home.
>"What in Hel?" As I grab my helmet and runed polearm.
>Stab a fist-sized hole through the first man, he's dead where he stood.
>Fling my axe at the second man, miss him entirely because it's not for throwing and hit the neighbour's war hound.
>I have to resort to the ballista mounted at the back of the longhouse.
>"Valhalla awaits!" The bolts shred two of the men, their dying screams startling the cattle.
>Heft my halberd and charge the last raving marauder. He bleeds out, waiting for the Valkyries to arrive, since enchanted blade wounds are impossible to bind closed.
>Just as the Aesir intend.
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AN: I'll try to write the next substantial chapter soon. In the meantime, I've added an einheri twist to a meme I like. There are many SS versions of this I could write, and maybe I will.
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>I own a spear for home defence, since that's what the Aesir intend!
>Four brigands break into my home.
>"What in Hel?" As I grab my helmet and runed polearm.
>Stab a fist-sized hole through the first man, he's dead where he stood.
>Fling my axe at the second man, miss him entirely because it's not for throwing and hit the neighbour's war hound.
>I have to resort to the ballista mounted at the back of the longhouse.
>"Valhalla awaits!" The bolts shred two of the men, their dying screams startling the cattle.
>Heft my halberd and charge the last raving marauder. He bleeds out, waiting for the Valkyries to arrive, since enchanted blade wounds are impossible to bind closed.
>Just as the Aesir intend.
Statistics: Posted by Strigoi Grey — 2024-06-12 06:49pm