Humans do NOT taste like pork, they taste like lamb! Or rather, they can taste like lamb, or pork, it's weird. So the cannibals told me there's this thing called kosher cannibalism, where the humans are raised on kosher methods so they taste like lamb, which is kosher unlike pork. I asked if, since I'm an atheist and all that, does it really matter if I eat a kosher vs. non-kosher human? Does it make a difference, other than the taste? Apparently, it's complicated, and illegal in 192 out of 198 countries. I might be losing my mind, I always think there's supposed to be 206 countries. Must be that Mandela Effect I keep hearing about.
Statistics: Posted by muse — 2024-04-11 10:23pm